Perfect

Do you remember when I held my arm around you
Parked in my car
Looking out over our town?
You had on your nicest dress
I wore my football jacket
And softly, we…
Wait a minute -
I never played football.

Oops.
Must’ve been a lie.
Oh me, oh my -
Another lie.

Do you remember the rain and sleet in our faces?
I held you close
And kept you as warm and dry as possible.
I whispered something in your ear
That made tears well in your eyes -
Do you remember you believed it?

Because it was a lie.
Hope I don’t fry
Telling all these lies

You want me to stop
But I’ve said from the start
I get my kicks from stomping on hearts
You can do what you want
Or say what you’ll say
As long as it doesn’t get in my way
Of screwing with your mind.
“How unkind,” you say…

Why don’t you just admit I’m the perfect boyfriend?