Dark Ride

You hopped into your shimmering car
Wearing a thrill-seeker’s heart
You thrusted forward
Slammed into me
And swung my doors apart

Abandon all hope ye who enter here

Welcome to my dark ride
Keep your hands and feet inside
Welcome to my dark ride
Try not to lose your mind
Will you survive the horrors
That are lurking in the dark
Of this twisted maze of hallways
That all lead to my heart?

You can’t see your hand in front of your face
But then it hits you

HORROR HORROR HORROR HORROR!
My ghosts and ghouls introduce themselves:

Anger problems
Manic depression
Severe emotional insecurity
Jealousy

Are you scared yet?
How about:

Major trust issues
Multiple personalities
A craving for the dark side
Complete sexual confusion
A wandering eye
A hungry cock
The ability to get what I want by choosing the right words
The incessant need to write weird crap like this -

BOO!

They came rushing all at once
I’m sure there’s some you missed
But something tells me you’ve seen enough
‘Cause now you’re looking pissed

And now you want off my dark ride
You just want to get back outside
No, you didn’t like my dark ride
Looks like your brain got fried
You couldn’t survive the horrors
that were lurking in the dark
Of the twisted maze of hallways
That all led to my heart

Sorry buddy, no refunds…